I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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