i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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