omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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