Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob