Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so explain again why im purple
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
how bad is she
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."