it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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