oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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