Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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