you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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