wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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