I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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