If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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