I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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