i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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