Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
time to smoke my breakfast
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize