Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
high people should be assigned attendants
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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