Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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