i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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