I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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