is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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