I could make wine with my vomit
This house was built for laser tag.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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