I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.