I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.