his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball