Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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