just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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