I heard we made out
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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