I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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