But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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