have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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