ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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