I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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