Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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