Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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