Pappa wants mamma naked
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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