OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
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he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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