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Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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