he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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