Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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