ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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