At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Randomize