I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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