Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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