I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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