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I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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