the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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