I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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