white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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