but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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