In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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