he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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