it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.