Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.