Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room