I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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