People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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